Top 11 Christian Pick up lines.....
11. How about a hug, sister?
10. You know Jesus, Me too!
9. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
8. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
7. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
6. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me!
5. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
4. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
3. God told me to come talk to you....
2. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy...
1. Nice bible....
posted by Kevin Bussey at 3/29/2006 09:13:00 AM
6 Comments:
That's funny!
How about: "You are a stone cold WOG."
If she knows what it means, she might marry you. If not, you might get slapped.
Here is a hint for all those single guys out there who think they'll never get married ... women as a general rule aren't nearly as picky as you think. You could just walk up to her and say, "I was praying about it last night, and God told me I was supposed to marry you." If you can produce proof of employment in a stable job, she'll probably say yes on the spot.
By the way ... I do not follow the general rule ... being a lawyer, to marry me one would have to fill out the 300 page application in triplicate, provide 12 character references, and a sworn affidavit to not forget my birthday, our anniversary, or Valentine's Day. He would also have to be cleared and approved by a 3-member doctrinal and theological panel consisting of Wade, Marty and Ben. If you can get past all the paperwork, and the discerning judgment of these three godly men, I might say yes. ;)
Dorcas,
If they could get past those guys--good luck.
I remember when my sister had her first date, a friend and I were waiting polishing a shotgun!
Does everybody know what WOG means? I was expecting some questions about it.
Art - I hadn't seen the phrase before, but my guess was that WOG meant Woman of God. Is it something else?
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