(BP)Richmond, VA John Q. Missionary seen outside the International Mission Board of the Southern Baptist Convention is having to beg for his job. "Q" as he is called by his friends said, "why should I lie anymore? I have a private prayer language." Because of the new policies by the IMB Board of Trustees, "Q" and others like him will no longer be allowed to serve as SBC missionaries. "Q" said his next course of action is to try to get a job with GEICO insurance. He is trying to sell them on a commercial aimed at Southern Baptists that says, "I have a private prayer language and just lost my job as an IMB missionary, but I have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO." Calls to GEICO have not been returned.