A burglar is on the loose after stealing from a house of worship in South Memphis. A crook broke into the Cornerstone Church on South Parkway Wednesday afternoon. Police say the crook stole a water hose, two cases of soda and two boxes of toilet tissue. Read story here. I guess this man's life has gone to pot. It is being flushed down the drain. Maybe he has a small bladder. Maybe he is headed to Greensboro to roll the SBC Convention. :)