Church of Scientology to sponsor a NASCAR Team

Maybe the SBC can sponsor a car too! How about instead of the Busch Grand National, we have all of the Christians form a team against the cults. Think of the possibilites. NASCAR usually races on Sunday--we might find our missing church members. :)
posted by Kevin Bussey at 6/08/2006 12:22:00 AM


5 Comments:
Do we use a Ford or Chevy?
cb
Good post and a great idea. I think we should have the three presidential contenders race 30 laps to decide their contest. That is. . .if the cage match is no longer an option.
CB -
Ford of course. What a question!
Kevin -
Or we could just hire an up and coming rookie driver to add to Morgan Shepherd's team and help keep his car in the races a little longer.
Dorcas,
Good point.
CB,
I think it should be a Toyota--that will help IMB!
i wanted to post this yesterday, but i had some trouble doing that...
1. the SBC sponsors a chevy, because the GM plant (saturn for now) is just south of nashville
2. the IMB sponsors a toyota to show a sign of solidarity with their missionaries in japan
3. NAMB sponsors a dodge (because we need to be open and willing to support those who aren't chevy)
4. all the FBCs will get together to sponsor a ford because it's the oldest in the game
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