Mobile, Alabama A local minister was arrested today by the Church Police for conduct unbecoming a Pharisee. Kevin Bussey of Bradbury Ct. in Mobile, Alabama was taken into custody by Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, KS. Officer/Rev. Phelps claims that Bussey, a recovering Pharisee has betrayed his faith. Count one complains that Bussey no longer uses God's word. He has become a liberal because he uses the NIV, NASB and the Message. Count two complains he blogs and posts regularly on the ooze. Count three is because he is an associate of Joe Kennedy a.k.a. the 6th Beatle who recently faked his own death to avoid his own arrest by the church police. His whereabouts are unknown and a APB has been issued. Anyone knowing his whereabouts are urged to call the Church Police at 1-800-PHARISE. If convicted Bussey will be taken back to Topeka, KS and ordered to go through detox. He will relearn the KJV and how to hate other people. He will learn how to deliver angry sermons and alienate the entire world. He then will be ordered to enter the PhD programs @ Bob Jones University and Pensacola Christian. Following his graduation he will be hired on by the Sword of the Lord. His personal drill sargent will be Dr. Shelton Smith. The emergent church has denied any involment with Bussey and has left him out to fend for himself.